tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]
babyferaligator:

tap tap tap tap tap tap

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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tokismokes:

Something About Us.

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tokismokes:

Something About Us.

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jackjackington:

Frankly I fail to see any downsides to this choice

jackjackington:

Frankly I fail to see any downsides to this choice

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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ellendegeneres:

Chelsea Handler talks about what it’s like to watch a kill on an African safari. 

ellendegeneres:

Chelsea Handler talks about what it’s like to watch a kill on an African safari. 

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